Ok, vou mandar mais umas papaias nesta categoria. Se quiser tornar-se num verdadeiro galã, use uma destas frases, que é garantido que leve mulheres para a cama!
"Hey could I grab you a drink?" "Sorry, I have a boyfriend." "Well here's my number. Call me when you want a manfriend."
"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
"Hi, my name's Vista. Can I crash at your place tonight?"
''are both your parents retarded? cause you seem very special too me''
"How would you like to receive a child support check from me one day?"
"If I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
"Is heaven missing an angel, 'cause you've got nice cans!"
"You've got a great voice. I'm sure it would sound even better muffled by my penis."
"Fuck me if I'm wrong but are you Elvis?"
"Bitch drink the roofie!"
"Do You Like Water?" "Yes" "Well, You Already Like 72 Percent Of Me!"
"How Heavy Is A Polar Bear?" "I Don't Know..." "Enough To Break The Ice! I'm [insira aqui o seu nome]"
"Look at your man, now look at me, now back to him,now back to me, I'm on a horse."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I next to U." (esta é a única que era capaz de resultar)
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Legend... wait for itn and you'd better not be lactose intolerant because the next word is... DAIRY. (buzzinga)
Ok, vou mandar mais umas papaias nesta categoria. Se quiser tornar-se num verdadeiro galã, use uma destas frases, que é garantido que leve mulheres para a cama!
"Hey could I grab you a drink?"
"Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
"Well here's my number. Call me when you want a manfriend."
"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
"Hi, my name's Vista. Can I crash at your place tonight?"
''are both your parents retarded? cause you seem very special too me''
"How would you like to receive a child support check from me one day?"
"If I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
"Is heaven missing an angel, 'cause you've got nice cans!"
"You've got a great voice. I'm sure it would sound even better muffled by my penis."
"Fuck me if I'm wrong but are you Elvis?"
"Bitch drink the roofie!"
"Do You Like Water?"
"Yes"
"Well, You Already Like 72 Percent Of Me!"
"How Heavy Is A Polar Bear?"
"I Don't Know..."
"Enough To Break The Ice! I'm [insira aqui o seu nome]"
"Look at your man, now look at me, now back to him,now back to me, I'm on a horse."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I next to U." (esta é a única que era capaz de resultar)
:)
Ah! quem gosta de poesia não pode esquecer esta:
«Roses are red, violets are blue, i have a knife, get in the van»
E a minha all time favorite:
-Is your father a lumberjack or something?
-No, why?
-Because everytime I look at you I get serious wood in my pants!
LMAO!
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